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Biscuit
Yesterday
I was at my local Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my
loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when
woman behind me asked if I had a dog. |
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Subject: Dear Boss
I
have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me
very well, given me benefits beyond belief. |
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Understanding Media
Spin – A Guide |
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It Happened in Church
You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Tom must have experienced.
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The Job
Applicant |
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25 Funniest
Country Music Song Titles |
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Getting to the
3rd Grade |
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The Problem with UP |
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Dark Suckers
Bell
Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers |
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Real Quotes from
Auto Insurance Claims
"The
car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again." |
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In Honor of
Stupid People |
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A Bricklayer's Lament
Re: Claim no. 54784 |
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Acme Corp. Sued for Product Liability |
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When Osama bin
Laden died... |
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Presidential Press Conference |
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The Differences
Between Men and Women |
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Business Meeting
Bingo |
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Military
Wisdom
If you see a
bomb technician running, follow him.
—U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop |
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Bon Jour ~ Quotes
The next time
there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France. |
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Brief
History of France at War |
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Why Did the
Chicken Cross the Road? |
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Redneck
Engineering – A Quiz |
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Letter from a Marine Recruit |
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Cow Politics |
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Math for the
Fast Lane |
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The Plan |
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Moses and The Computer |
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Terrible Truths
(Murphy's Laws and other principles of disaster) |
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Ode to the Spell Checker |
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Buying Paint Airline Style |
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Genuine Notes from
Patients' Medical Charts |
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Financial Theorem |
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The Clock
Open the page and then move
your cursor around – Amazing! |
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Reasons Why the English Language
is So Hard to Learn |
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Words of Wisdom |
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T-Shirt
Humor
If
there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? |
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Internet Genesis |
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Health
Tips and News |
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A
Cowboy's Guide to Life
Always drink upstream from the herd. |
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The Question
of Hell |
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Thinking
"Skippy,
I like you, and it hurts me to say this,
but your thinking has become a real problem."
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Humorous Facts |
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It Must be True,
I Saw it on the Internet |
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Darwin Awards — 2000 |
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In the Beginning |
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Letter From Camp |
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Letter from Grandma |
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Women's Thoughts |
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Latest Dog Breeds |
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Santa Answers E-mail |
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Jesus is Watching |
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Socialist to English Dictionary |
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Walk on the Weird Side:
The Best 'News of the Weird' Stories of 1999 |
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T'was the Night Before Y2K |
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When I was a Turkey |
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I Want to Slap Martha Stewart. |
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Scientific Understanding – A Guide |
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The Mortgage |
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GRASS |
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The "In-flight-safety lecture"
and other fun things heard while flying |
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On a Desert Island |
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Can You Remember? |
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For the Record |
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Riding a Dead Horse |
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Microsoft Shipping Error |
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How Specs Live Forever
Ever
wonder about those specifications you were handed? |
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Useful Phrases for the Modern
Workplace
I will always cherish the initial
misconceptions I had about you. |
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Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket
Scientist |
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Uncle Bob |
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Improved State Mottos |
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U.S. Army Voice Mail Message |
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Employee Performance Evaluations |
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YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF... |
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Elementary
Politics |
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Company Confidential — Internal
Memoranda
Training
for Success
Reduction in Personnel |
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RAAF Humour
Pilots'
Squawks and ground crews' Solutions |
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OVERWORKED |
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Virus Alert
New
strains appear |
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EuroLanguage
Year 2000
Her Majesty's Government conceded
that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish |
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Why Arkansas is Everyone's Favorite
State
"I can't believe that those two would
admit how the accident happened." |
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The Balloonist |
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 Only In America
This could be fun. Send me additions
for the list.
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Notes From An Inexperienced
Chili Taster Named Frank
"These
people are crazy." |
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You Might be a Liberal If ...
...You
can't write or speak the word "he" without following it with, "or she." |
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PC Primer & PC Lexicon
Being PC is fun. PCism is not
just an attitude, it is a way of life! |
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