Laughs, irony, and satire
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| Thoughts for the New Decade 2020 | ||
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Tight
with God The doctor says, “Larry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?” |
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| 12 Commandments for Seniors 11. Aging has slowed you down, but hasn't shut you up. | ||
| Arrested
for Shoplifting When she went before the judge he asked her, “What did you steal?” She replied: a can of peaches. |
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| 1891 U.S. Patent Clarifies Toilet
Paper Roll Direction Puts to Rest Endless Debate on Subject  Patent
Application #465,588 diagram clearly shows paper coming over the top of
the paper roll and descriptive text also confirms this is the correct
position. |
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| Retired Ramblings When people see a cat’s litter box, they always say, ‘Oh, have you got a cat?’ Just once I want to say, ‘No, it’s for company!’ |
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| Joining
a Senior Club Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me – again – asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time. |
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| Just Checking The Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over pick-up truck owner Mike Murray for a weapons check because of an NRA bumper sticker. |
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| The
Bronze Rat A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's China Town. |
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| Circle
Flies A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather support for his Health Plan. |
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| 'OLD' IS WHEN... 'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today. | ||
| Hare This is terrible. Please don't read it. |
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| "Welcome
to the Anxiety Hot-line" If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. |
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| The
Queen's Riddle Barack Obama meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? |
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| The Lawyer
and The Cigars A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of two-dozen very rare and expensive cigars then insured them against fire among other things. |
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| Biscuit Yesterday I was at my local Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. |
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| Subject: Dear Boss I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief. |
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| Understanding Media Spin – A Guide | ||
| It Happened in Church You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Tom must have experienced. |
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| The Job Applicant | ||
| 25 Funniest Country Music Song Titles | ||
| Life Explained "Okay," said God. "You asked for it." |
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| Getting to the 3rd Grade | ||
| The Problem with UP | ||
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Dark Suckers Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers |
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Real Quotes from
Auto Insurance Claims "The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again." |
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| In Honor of Stupid People | ||
| A Bricklayer's Lament Re: Claim no. 54784 |
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| Acme Corp. Sued for Product Liability | ||
| When Osama bin Laden died... | ||
| Presidential Press Conference | ||
| The Differences Between Men and Women | ||
| Business Meeting Bingo | ||
| Military
Wisdom If you see a bomb technician running, follow him. —U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop |
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| Bon Jour ~ Quotes The next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France. |
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| Brief History of France at War | ||
| Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? | ||
| Redneck Engineering – A Quiz | ||
| Letter from a Marine Recruit | ||
| Oh,
Those Church Bulletins It seems as long as there has been an Internet, bloopers from Church Bulletins have been passed around for the innocent good humor they provide. |
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| Cow Politics | ||
| Math for the Fast Lane | ||
| The Plan | ||
| Moses and The Computer | ||
| Terrible Truths (Murphy's Laws and other principles of disaster) |
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| Ode to the Spell Checker | ||
| Buying Paint Airline Style | ||
| Genuine Notes from Patients' Medical Charts |
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| Financial Theorem | ||
| Reasons Why the English Language is So Hard to Learn |
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| Words of Wisdom | ||
| T-Shirt
Humor If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? |
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| Internet Genesis | ||
| Health Tips and News | ||
| A
Cowboy's Guide to Life Always drink upstream from the herd. |
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| The Question of Hell | ||
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Thinking |
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| Humorous Facts | ||
| It Must be True, I Saw it on the Internet |
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| Darwin Awards — 2000 | ||
| In the Beginning | ||
| Letter From Camp | ||
| Letter from Grandma | ||
| Women's Thoughts | ||
| Latest Dog Breeds | ||
| Santa Answers E-mail | ||
| Jesus is Watching | ||
| Socialist to English Dictionary | ||
| Walk on the Weird Side: The Best 'News of the Weird' Stories of 1999 |
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| T'was the Night Before Y2K | ||
| When I was a Turkey | ||
| Scientific Understanding – A Guide | ||
| The Mortgage | ||
| GRASS | ||
| The "In-flight-safety lecture" and other fun things heard while flying |
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| On a Desert Island | ||
| Can You Remember? | ||
| For the Record | ||
| Riding a Dead Horse | ||
| Microsoft Shipping Error | ||
| How Specs Live Forever Ever wonder about those specifications you were handed? |
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| Useful Phrases for the Modern
Workplace I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. |
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| Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist | ||
| Uncle Bob | ||
| Improved State Mottos | ||
| U.S. Army Voice Mail Message | ||
| Employee Performance Evaluations | ||
| YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF... | ||
| Elementary Politics | ||
| Company Confidential — Internal
Memoranda Training for Success Reduction in Personnel |
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| RAAF Humour Pilots' Squawks and ground crews' Solutions |
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| OVERWORKED | ||
| Virus Alert New strains appear |
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| EuroLanguage
Year 2000 Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish |
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| Why Arkansas is Everyone's Favorite
State "I can't believe that those two would admit how the accident happened." |
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| The Balloonist | ||
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| Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Taster Named Frank "These people are crazy." |
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| You Might be a Liberal If ... ...You can't write or speak the word "he" without following it with, "or she." |
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| PC Primer & PC Lexicon Being PC is fun. PCism is not just an attitude, it is a way of life! |
